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Friday, May 9, 2008

FUCK STORY:She get it from her momma?

“What else do you want me to say,” Andrew asked halfheartedly from under his pet project as he listened to his ex-girlfriend Kindra make excuses as to why he caught her simultaneously being fucked from behind and sucking the dick of the twin brothers that lived down the block from him. “I swear Drew, I was probably high or drunk, I didn’t know what happened until I saw your face, baby,” she said passionately. Drew chuckled as he continued to tighten bolts and install parts under his new baby, a 1972 Volkswagen Beetle he purchased in poor condition for $200.

He let out a grunt as he turned a wrench and said “Kindra, we both know you never smoked, drank, shot a needle or anything a day in your life. You need to realize that you fucked up, broke my heart, and that I can’t stand to look at you.” Kindra finally noticed that he had been talking to her from underneath Claudine, the name Drew gave his tangerine orange pet.

“Come on baby, let’s work things out,” she pleaded as she suggestively tugged at his tree-trunk sized leg, hoping to arouse him into one of their wild sex sessions and all would be forgiven. No dice. Drew finally slid from under Claudine, his annoyed brown face looking square into Kindra’s devilish green eyes. “For the 38,387th time Kindra, it’s a wrap. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to see if Claudine is feeling any better today.” He hopped into the car, turned the engine over with little resistance, yelled “SHE’S ALIVE” and took off down the block, leaving his whorish ex girlfriend standing in a cloud of flat four cylinder engine smoke.

Drew manually rolled down to the window to see that it was a beautiful Friday afternoon. He had the weekend off from his day job, so he planned to cruise around in Claudine until he finally felt like returning to an empty apartment. He turned the radio to the adult R&B station and jammed rather recklessly to “One Nation Under a Groove” from Funkadelic until he decided to swing by the grocery store to pickup a couple of things for home. As he walked absent-mindedly through the cereal aisle, he ran into in familiar face, nearly toppling her and her hand basket to the floor. “Oh my goodness, sorry about that, Ms. Diane.” Ms. Diane was Kindra’s mother, and Drew’s biggest fan in his relationship with Kindra. She felt a respectful, hardworking and attractive man like Andrew was just the kind of man her wild child daughter needed to slow down. Unfortunately it didn’t happen that way.

“Don’t worry, it’s alright Andrew. How are you holding up,” she asked full of motherly concern. “Oh, I’m fine. Your daughter was by the house trying to fill my head full of insanity, but I kept on working on Claudine. She’s up and running now,” Drew said with a proud grin. “That’s great! Maybe you can drive over one morning and I’ll spot you some pancakes.” Although Drew had no intentions of getting back with Kindra, he felt no ill will to Diane, and adored her pancakes. They reminded him of his late grandmother’s cooking. “Not a problem, Ms. Diane, but I’m gonna get on with the get on, so I’ll talk to you later.” “O.K., you keep your head up, Drew. A good man is never down for very long,” Diane said as she hugged him. “I hope so,” he said as he checked out and headed for home.

Drew had eaten dinner and was prepared to go for an evening run when the call buzzer rang. “Hello, who’s there,” he asked in a pleasant tone he was obviously faking. “Drew, it’s Diane, may I come up?” “Sure,” he said and hit the buzzer, allowing her up the stairs.

When he answered the door, she walked right in and said “Drew, I can’t help but feel guilty for what Kindra did to you. I wanted to tell you in the market, but I was afraid that you’d be uncomfortable.” He chuckled and said “Ms. Diane, you don’t have to apologize for Kindra. She has some things SHE has to work on. It’s not your fault.”

“That may be the case,” she said pensively as she sat on Drew’s couch, resting her fist on her chin, “but there’s no way a good man like you should go to waste.” “Go to waste,” he asked curiously. Diane, a mahogany-skinned beauty of 44 years who stayed in shape by jogging every night, the way she met Andrew and introduced him to her daughter, walked over to him and said “yes, go to waste. Perhaps I should try you out myself.” Drew’s dick hardened in times of 29 as he looked into Diane’s green eyes, the same ones she passed down to her daughter. Yet, there was there was something different about those same eyes. Something comforting, something trustworthy, the complete opposite of what Andrew saw when he looked at Kindra.

He hesitantly put his hands on the hips of a woman twice his age and they engaged in a long, sensuous kiss in the moonlit apartment. They separated for a moment and Diane said, “what is my daughter thinking?!” “Who cares,” he said breathlessly. Drew picked up the petite Diane and carried her to his bedroom, and they resumed kissing. Diane stood her 5’2 frame on his bed and began to disrobe deliberately while Drew quickly undressed and pulled her back down on to the bed, where before he made another move, he stared at her fit body, tracing the lines of her toned arms and legs with his broad fingers, watching her washboard stomach rise and fall with excitement. “You have a great body, Ms. Diane,” he said, mesmerized. “Ah ah…no more ‘Ms.’, honey. Just ‘Diane’ tonight.”

Drew began his exploration by taking each of her chocolate nipples on her supple bosom into his mouth, flickering at them with his long broad tongue, and Diane giggled in schoolgirl-ish delight. He traced a trail with his tongue from her left breast, down her stomach to the opening between her thighs. He began playing with her swollen lower lips and ran his tongue across her clit, slowly, teasing her with his strokes. Diane, turned on but wary of the teasing, grabbed the back of his closely cropped head and shoved him face first into her spot where Drew began to lick and suck on her clit like a madman, feverishly working his index finger in and out of her. “YES BABY, THAT’S THE SPOT, THAT’S IT,” she squealed and her pussy erupted like Old’ Faithful, splattering her juices all over Drew’s face and right hand.

Diane got up and instructed Drew to lie on his back, and when her young lover did so, she snaked down to his thighs and picked up his penis with her mouth and began to work magic. She caressed his stomach and chest with her left hand, methodically jerking his shaft with her right and she licked at the tip of it as if it were a chocolate ice cream cone. Up and down she went until she decided to take all of him in her mouth and throat, working her neck back and forth at a rapid pace. It took everything in Drew not to explode in Diane’s throat, forcing him to let out low groans and tap the mattress in submission.

Drew grabbed a condom from a box near the bed, slid it on and slowly slid inside of Diane from the front. As soon as she felt Drew speeding up, Diane showed her strength by slamming her hands against his hips, bringing his thrusts to a complete stop. Diane grabbed his behind, moved him back and forth and said sternly, “Go slow first.” He nodded and worked his hips at a chopped and screwed pace, and Diane rested her feet on his shoulders. Drew licked at her cherry-painted toes and she rolled her eyes into the back of her head and let out pleasure-fill moans.

Drew then had her get on all fours, entering her quickly from behind and began to thrust his way; fast, hard and full of energy. Diane tried to slow him down again, but Drew grabbed her hands and said “uh-uh, you’re gonna enjoy this.” As you could hear the sound of a bed squeaking under intense pressure, the slapping of skin against skin, Diane roared and had intense orgasms twice in a span of 25 minutes as Drew continue to pump like a piston in overdrive.

Diane laid on her back again and Drew re-entered, closer than the first time so their bodies met in the clear night. Diane cupped his face in her hands and they shared another passionate kiss as Drew worked in and out, up and down until he finally was spent and came in shuddering, shivering fashion. Diane rested Drew’s head on her chest and they spent the moments in the aftermath talking about how great each other was until they were interrupted by someone throwing a fit outside of the bedroom window. They both got up to see who it was. It was Kindra. She was furious, not in tears, but obviously shaken by what she had just heard. “MOM, I HATE YOU” she thundered as she got in her car and drove off. Diane hustled to her clothing and said “Drew, I need to talk to my daughter,” she said in a calm voice, yet rushing to redress. She had only gotten her panties back on when Drew crept up behind her, slid the panties back off of her and whispered in her ear, “Maybe after round two.”

FUCK STORY:Fire and Desire

It was definitely beginning to look like Christmas, despite the fact that it hardly ever snowed in the South. Memphis, TN had received four inches of actual snow! The city was at a standstill. People in the South cannot drive in the snow because they are not used to it. Everything was closed. The only life outside had been the kids playing since classes were cancelled, the mailman delivering the mail ("Neither rain, nor sleet, nor snow… yes, I'm sure they were despising that), and then later that night… me, having to go to work at Global Parcel System. After all, it was December 19th. We were in the thick of holiday shipping. Gone were the days of summer when shipping slowed down, and we were given the choice of voluntary time off. Of course, no one ever really chose that, so eventually, there was no choice. Which meant, I got to spend a lot of time with my girlfriend. However, since the day after Thanksgiving, the shift went as scheduled, and I was relegated to having to spend those six hours away from her.

So as I made ready to leave, she watched, pouting. She didn't want me to go, especially out in the snow. I didn't want to go… especially out in the snow. I came out into the living room on my way out the door, and noticed that she had started a fire, and was sitting on an outspread blanket in front of the couch. She reached up and took my hand and pulled me down, asking me what my rush was because I was leaving an hour before my shift began.

I already told you, people from the South don't know how to drive in snow, right? I wasn't used to driving in that, so yes I was leaving one hour early to drive a distance that would take twenty-five minutes in perfect conditions.

However, I didn't see the harm in sitting down for a few minutes. But the second I hit the floor, work was the farthest thing from my mind. I sat into a deep, passionate kiss. My girlfriend sat on top of me, straddling me, and pushed me back against the couch. Her kiss was intense and demonstrative. Our tongues played together like carefree youths in a field. I held her tightly, grazing my fingers over her back, which were now under her shirt. Her mouth moved from mine, and her tongue traced my cheek until she found my ear… my spot. Her warm tongue darted in and out; she bit my earlobe. She felt me buckle. She knew she had me. I got hard. She continued to ravage my ear, whispering some naughty shit to me as she reached down to unzip my pants. I had moved my hands from her back to her breasts, squeezing them, pinching her hardening nipples. I wanted to suck on them so badly, but she wouldn't let me. Instead, she withdrew from my ear, and lowered her mouth down to my rock hard dick. She licked around the head, and smacked it twice against her tongue before taking it in. That first entry into any orifice is always the best one. Her warmth enveloped my inches and width and I moaned, clenching two fistfuls of blanket. I fondled her breasts while she hovered over the dick, loving and tasting it so tenderly. I could see that while she had one hand wrapped around my dick, she had the other in her pants, playing with her pretty pussy. I wanted to see that. I asked her to take her pants off, and she was willing to oblige, taking her hand out of her pants and off of me to unzip. I reached over to help her the best that I could. She also slid down her panties, and in a few seconds, she had her naked ass exposed. All the while, mouth and dick remained in contact.

She returned to playing with herself, first tickling her clit for a few seconds. As I sat there being ravaged, I stroked her hair and urged her on with naughty breathy comments of my own. She liked that. That only fueled her endeavor further. Slow licks along the belly of the dick, kisses up and down the shaft, tongue swirling on the head, ball handling, ball licking, stroking… it was magical. I palmed her ass, fingering her asshole with a wet finger while she feasted on me. Then she looked up and smiled devilishly.

Damn it! Mouth came off the dick.

She positioned herself on top of me in reverse cowgirl, taking me into her.

"Ahh…" I stated, sounding like that Braxton character from 'The 'Jamie Foxx' show. Dick went into pussy.

Once again, there was that initial entry, and my already sensitive dick was further bombarded with stimulation. My girl's pussy felt so good, and fit me just like a damn glove. As it went into her, she let out a gasp and a sigh. She leaned forward and arched her back slightly, and started to work up and down. She spread her ass cheeks for me. She knew I liked that. I gripped both cheeks, keeping them spread wide and watching my dick go in and out of her. It was beautiful to see our two obviously different skin tones - mine honey brown and hers, milk chocolate - mesh and melt together. She was definitely getting into it, as was evidenced by the creaminess of my dick now. She was wetter than wet, and to me, that was hotter than hot. She sat upright to bounce on my dick, and then as quickly as she started, she leaned back against me, reaching back and wrapping her arms around my neck, cradling her head against my chest. She grinded me slowly while I reached around to cup her breasts. I licked her earlobe, and danced light kisses across her cheek, taking in the air of her contentment. She turned her head to kiss me, clasping a hand hard over one of mine on her breasts. Then she lay forward, resting on my legs. I leaned forward and kissed as far as I could up her spine. My hands searched her hips and lower back, exploring the lay of her land, looking for everything, and at the same time, nothing at all.

The fire crackled as our desire sizzled, and the light from the fire illuminated our poetry in motion. She sat back up again, leaning back against me, and one of my eager hands had found a home with her shuddering clit. I tapped it and pressed hard as I moved my fingers in the clockwise motion she used for herself. She cooed like a baby, and purred like a cat, feeling the energy of her rising orgasm as I played with her clit. But she asked that I stop. She didn't want to cum, which was where she was headed. This was all about me.

I moved my hands back up to her breasts, teasing her nipples while she continued to grind. My girl had pussy control for sure. She was doing some kind of pulling motion with it while she grinded and move up and down. It was intoxicating, and her intent heightened. Now a bit more forceful and faster, the fucking had me ready to blow. I asked her if she wanted me to cum, if she was ready. She wanted it, and as she pumped my dick harder and harder, she returned to saying those nasty things that I like to hear.

I can only imagine the smile on her face as she heard my breathing change and my eruption of euphoric grunts and sighs at the moment of cum. She held my things tightly as she bore down and grinded hard while I helplessly gave in and gave up my seed.

I incoherently mumbled some words, and managed only a term or two of endearment to her. Still on the dick, which was now only semi-erect inside her, she twisted back to look at me and smiled, telling me to have a nice night at work.

And I shed a tear.

I shed a tear, which was promptly followed by several more, and before I knew it, I was reduced to an outright bawl. She got off of her… yes, her… dick, and cuddled against me, having the nerve to ask me what was wrong with me, when she knew damn well I couldn't answer or wouldn't exactly be able answer her. I closed my eyes, tears streaming down my face. Although I couldn't see it, I knew she was smiling at what she had just done.

Somewhere… off in the distance… a whip cracked.

Oh well. That just meant I'd have to return the "favor" real soon, and set off another crack…

Did I go to work that night? Oh you bet. I wasn't late. I didn't try to speed through the streets. Didn't have any close calls. I even came in sixteen percent over my package-handling quota that night.

That was some good pussy.

Thursday, May 8, 2008

FUCK STORY: MY BOSSES WIFE (true story)

I WAS CHILLIN AT OUR LAW FIRM CHIRSTMAS PARTY, I WAS IN THERE MEETING ALL TYPES OF PEOPLE UP IN THAT PIECE. I MEAN MEETING RICH WOMEN, WOMEN OF ALL COLORS SHAPES AND FLAVORS, MEANING, M.I.L.F., OLDER FINE ASS BLACK WOMEN, OLDER WHITE WOMEN, etc.. SO, I'M OVER THERE MEETING THESE PEOPLE FROM OUR "SISTER FIRMS" RIGHT, SO THERE WAS THIS LADY I MET NAMED "JANICE" SHE WAS BRUNETTE, SAY ABOUT SHE WAS ABOUT 46, WITH A RED BODY FITTIN DRESS, RED PUMPS (nice), CANTALOUPE SIZE TITTIES, BLACK WOMAN'S ASS, WITH LEGS WELL DEFINED!!

SO WE'RE SITTING THERE TALKIN, WHEN SHE WAS ASKING ME ABOUT WHAT I DO AT THE FIRM? I TOLD HER I RUN THE "OPERATION CENTER", I'M A MULTI-TASKING TYPE OF GUY. SHE LAUGHED AND SAID IS THAT RIGHT? "SO THAT MEANS YOU CAN HANDLE ALL TYPES OF SITUATIONS??" I SAID: "OF COURSE THAT'S WHY I WORK FOR Y'ALL!!" THEN SHE WENT ON TO TELL ME ABOUT WHAT SHE DOES, AND THAT IS SHE A "HOUSEWIFE" HOW HER KIDS ARE IN COLLEGE, AND I SAID: "YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE KIDS THAT OLD" SO SHE WAS SAYING SHE HAS A HOUSE, NICE RIDE, SO ON AND SO FORTH. SO AFTER ABOUT FOUR DRINKS AND CONVERSATION FOR THE MIND, WE STARTED DANCING, AFTER ABOUT 20 MINUTES ON THE DANCE FLOOR JANICE WANTED TO STEP OUTSIDE FOR A MINUTE TO SMOKE AND GET SOME AIR AND ASKED WOULD I JOIN HER??

THE WAY SHE LOOKED AND THE INTELLIGENT MIND, AND CONVERSATION, AND HER BEAUTY WAS RIGHT FOR A LADY HER AGE? IN THE BACK OF MY MIND I'M LIKE, "HELL YEAH" RIGHT, SO WE OUTSIDE TALKIN, SMOKIN, WHEN JANICE BROUGHT UP THE "MULTI-TASKING" PART OF OUR CONVERSATION. I TOLD HER: YEAH I LOVE MY JOB, LOVE WORKING FOR THE COMPANY!!! SHE SAID OH REALLY, I SAID YES! JANICE MOVED ALOT CLOSER AFTER SHE SAID A FEW THINGS LIKE: "IF YOU CAN MULTI-TASK THAT GOOD, WOULD YOU SHOW ME??" AND KISSED ME RIGHT ON THE MOUTH, I'M LIKE WHOA!! THIS FINE ASS WOMAN WANTING ME??

I TOLD HER: OH YEAH!! I BELIEVE I CAN HANDLE SUCH A TASK!! SO SHE SAID LETS GET OUT OF HERE. WE JUMPED IN EACH OTHERS CAR AND MET UP IN SHADYSIDE AT THIS LITTLE RITZY LIKE PLACE. ALOT CLASS WAS THERE CAUSE THERE WERE NO "THUGS UP IN DA CLUB" TYPE SHIT. SO WE BEGAN PARTYING AND KICKIN IT WHEN FINALLY WE ARE TANKED UP AND THAT'S WHEN CLAIMED THAT SHE COULDN'T DRIVE HOME, AND ASKED COULD I HELP HER TO GET HOME?? I SAID: I HAVE NO CHOICE NOW DO I?? SO I GET JANICE INTO THE CAR AND DRIVE AWAY ON THE OTHER SIDE OF TOWN. SHE DIRECTED ME STRAIGHT TO HER HOUSE AND SAID TO PULL INTO THIS BIG ASS GATED CRIB. AUTOMATIC GATE, ALL THAT SHIT. WE BEGIN TO GET OUT OF THE CAR AND JANICE REACHES OVER TO SAY THANK YOU, AND KISSED THE FUCK OUT OF ME! I MEAN SHE HAD A SLOB GAME, BELIEVE THAT! MY DICK POPPED UP FASTER THAN HOT TOAST!!!

SO WE GET INTO THE CRIB AND SHE SHOWS ME AROUND THIS HUGE ASS FUCKIN HOUSE!! WHOOO... SHE TOOK ME TO THE KITCHEN AND SHE HAD THIS BIG ASS COUNTERTOP, JANICE JUMPED UP ON IT AND PULLED HER SKIRT UP AND SHE HAD ON A "THONG LIKE BODYSUIT" ON SMOTHERED IN HER FAT ASS AND SHE SAID: CAN YOU EAT MY PUSSY RIGHT FROM THE COUNTER?? IT'S BEEN A FANTASY OF MINE AND YOUR SO FUCKIN HOT I'VE GOT TO HAVE YOU!!! SHE KISSED ME AGAIN, SHE STARTED TO TAKE HER DRESS OFF, SHE KICKED THE RED PUMPS OFF AND SPREADED HER BRONZE COLORED BODY. I STARTED EATING THIS WOMAN, I DIDN'T EVEN KISS IT THAT GOOD AND SHE WAS MOANING TALKIN ABOUT; "I HAVEN'T HAD GOOD HEAD IN A VERY, VERY LONG TIME. I SAID WTF?? WHY IS THAT?? YOU'RE FINE AS HELL!! IF YOUR "HUSBAND" WOULDN'T I'M A NEIGHBOR THAT WILL!!

SO I CONTINUED TO EAT JANICE'S NICE TASTIN PUSSY, SHE STARTED TO LOOSEN UP HER LEGS AND ENJOY THE HEAD I WAS GIVING HER. SHE TOLD ME, OHH, BABYY, THAT IS SO FUCKIN GOOD, OOOHHHH, PLEASE STOP, YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME CUM LIKE I NEVER I JUST KNOW IT (breathing heavy than a ma fucker), STILL LICKING HER PUSSY, I STARTED KNEADING HER BIG ASS FUCKIN TITTIES, OH THEY WERE BIG AS HELL!! SHE GRABBED MY HAND AND STARTED SMASHING MY HAND HARD ON HER TITTIES AND GRINDING HER PUSSY UP TO MY FACE AND THEN SHE CAME SPASMING WITH VIOLENT JOLTS OF ECSTACY!! SHE SCREAMED OUT "FUCK YEAHHHHH, OOOHHHHHHH...,." GRABBING THE BACK OF MY HEAD GRINDING THAT "BALD BEAVER" ALL UP IN MY FACE!! SHE WAS SO WORKED UP, SHE JUMPED UP AND TORE MY SHIRT OFF, AND REACHED AT MY PANTS AND "DRAWS" TO PULL OUT MY DICK WHEN THIS SHOCKING LOOK OVER FACE WHEN SHE GRABBED MY DICK.

SHE LOOKED UP AT ME AND SAID: "OH MY GOODNESS, I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING THIS BIG IN MY LIFE!!!" I SAID WELL NOW YOU DO! SO SHE DROPPED DOWN AND STARTED SUCKIN THE FUCK OUT OF ME, SHE PLAYED A LITTLE GAME WITH IT TOO, CAUSE SHE WAS SUCKIN ME AND SCOOTIN BACK TO GET INTO HER BEDROOM. SO WE PROCEEDED TO GET ON THE BED, AND JANICE CONTINUED TO SUCK MY DICK AND TELL ME HOW SHE LOVED HAVING SUCH A FAT ASS DICK IN HER MOUTH!! LESS KNOWN A BLACK MAN IN THE FIRM!! SO SHE WENT INTO THIS POWERHOUSE SUCK SESSION, WOW!!! THE SHIT MADE MY TOES ROLL UP!! SHE THREW HER PUSSY IN MY FACE AND WE 69 FOR A WHILE, I GOT THIS OLDER WOMAN SO WORKED UP SHE STARTED LETTING ME KNOW THAT SHE'S NEVER DONE A BLACK MAN BEFORE, NOR, ANYONE MY SIZE OR GIRTH!!

SO I PUT A RUBBER ON AND SLIP INTO JANICE AND IT'S LIKE SHE STOPPED BREATHING, SHE DIDN'T QUITE HAVE THE FULL MOTION OF HER BODY AT FIRST BUT AS I CONTINUED SHE LOOSENED UP AND WAS ROLLIN WITH ME!! SHE STARTED BUCKING HER HIPS LIKE SHE KNEW SHE WAS RIDING WITH THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE WAS YELL'N AND SCREAM'N TELLING ME HOW I'M STRETCHING HER PUSSY TO PROPORTIONS SHE'S NEVER THOUGHT EXISTED! SHE LET ME SINK ALL MY SHIT IN HER AND SHE SIGHED LIKE, ooooohhhhh...... ooooooohhhhhhh....oooooooohhhh...... PLEASE, THAT BIG DICK OF YOURS IS TOUCHING DEEP IN THERE. I TRIED TO PUT HER LEGS IN THE AIR BUT TO NO AVAIL. SHE WANTED TO FUCK ME DOGGY-STYLE, AND JANICE REACHED AROUND AND HELD HER ASS OPEN AND TOLD ME: "ENTER HERE"

WHEN I DID, SHE JUMPED AND YELLED AT THE SAME TIME AND SAID THAT'S PRETTY BIG, BE GENTLE!! I STARTED SLOW AND THEN WORKED TO A GOOD RHYTHM SHE WAS CREAM'N ALL OVER MY DICK, GRABBING AND SQUEEZING HER ASSCHEEKS. I FUCKED HER NICELY, AND HAD HER FUCKED UP TO THE POINT SHE WAS CUMMING BACK TO BACK, THEN THATS WHEN I STARTED TO GRAB HER NICE WAIST AND MASH THAT BRONZE ALL ON MY DICK AND SHE WAS LIKE, "I'M CUMMING SO FUCKIN MUCH" OHH.... IF MY HUSBAND COULD FUCK ME LIKE THIS, OH! SO I'M ABOUT READY TO FINISH UP AND BUST MY NUT SHE ASKED ME TO CUM IN HER MOUTH!! SO I STARTED CUMMING AND SHE DRANK All OF MY "DICK MILK", AND KEPT GOIN, TILL SHE GOT IT VERY, VERY SENSITIVE.

SO WE FINISHED UP AND I TOOK A SHOWER AND SHE DROVE ME TO MY CAR. SHE GAVE ME HER NUMBER AND SAID TO CALL HER IF I THINK ABOUT HER, AND SHE SECRETLY PUT 2 ONE HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLS IN MY PAINTS AND SAID THAT I SHOULD GET PAID FOR ALL THE "MULTI-TASKING" THAT I DID!! SO THAT WAS IT FOR THAT NIGHT. SO I RETURN TO WORK AND ALLS WELL AT THE JOB WHEN I GET CALLED TO THE OWNER'S OFFICE. I SAID WHAT THE FUCK I DO IN ORDER TO GET SUCH A CALL TO "THE MAN" SO I WALK IN THERE AND MY BOSS TOLD ME TO SIT DOWN, HE WANTED ME TO MEET SOMEONE THAT NEEDED TO MY HELP. SO I SITTING THERE AND HE SAYS: THIS IS MY WIFE "JANICE" I LOOKED AROUND AND SAW THIS FINE ASS WOMAN THAT I JUST FUCKED THE OTHER NIGHT!! SHE INTRODUCED HERSELF AND SAID: IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU!! LIKE NOTHING EVER HAPPENED!! SO WE PROCEEDED WITH THE MEETING AND IT WAS AGREED THAT I WOULD PICK UP "JANICE" THIS EARLY EVENING AND DRIVE HER TO THE AIRPORT WHEN I GOT OFF. SO AS JANICE AND I WERE LEAVING MY BOSS TOLD ME TO STAY BACK FOR A MINUTE. I'M LIKE "HUH"

SO MY BOSS TOLD ME THAT HE NEEDED ME TO KEEP JANICE COMPANY AND THAT HE WANTED ME TO DO THE SAME SHIT I DID AFTER THE OFFICE PARTY. I ASKED, WHAT DID I DO??? HE SAID LISTEN, I KNOW WHAT WENT ON WHEN YOU LEFT THE PARTY WITH MY WIFE, CAUSE NEITHER ONE OF YOU WERE THERE. MIGHTY STRANGE Y'ALL TWO WERE THE ONLY ONES NOT THERE!!! BESIDES, I VIDEO TAPED THE WHOLE SESSION, AND I WOULD LIKE TO THANK YOU FOR THIS BEAUTIFUL TAPING OF YOU FUCKING THE SHIT OUT OF MY WIFE!! YOU'RE FIRED!! AND NOW I'M A FREE MAN AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK STORY:Listening Party

It had been a long day for him. Deadlines, irritation caused by “ignant-ass” co-workers, car trouble. He was glad to see it end, not just because all of his tasks were completed, but sundown meant that he could get online and check in with the freaky folks of color he chatted with on a nightly basis. Normally timid, bashful and socially inept in person, he came into the room feeling loose and comfortable, letting fly with his offbeat sense of humor that kept his chat buddies in stitches. As the night progressed, the mood turned from humorous to horny, as those with the benefit of microphones and web cams congregated in a separate part of the chat. Feeling left out, he was given the password by an anonymous chatter and entered a world he would soon find amazement and reflection in.

As one sexy female voice talked over others, the conversation began to get sexual, and one brother stepped to the forefront for the good of all lovers of aural erotica. “I think you should let a listening audience hear you,” the smooth voice said to a lady who felt the need to take her climax into her own hands, so to speak. He was stunned. Was he really about to hear a live long distance sex session? He blinked his several times and shook his head twice to make sure he was hearing correctly. The next sound he heard assured him that he was in the right place.“Ohhhhhh,” the female voice writhed into the microphone. Her regular voice went up a few octaves as she began pleasuring herself, all while the smooth male voice ushered her into ecstasy with his words.

“That’s right girl,” the voice intoned. “Take it all. Get it all.” The temperature was already a fever pitch before she decided to grab her sexual aid. When the buzzing sounds and the unmistakable splish splash of damp pussy came into the equation, He was in a trance, listening to this nameless, faceless couple of who were not in the same room, yet had a chemistry intriguing enough to give all chatters a memorable show.Conversation turned into keystrokes as those who had microphones were silent as the two lovers did their thing.

“Don’t run from it girl,” the smooth voice instructed. “I can’t cum until you cum all over my dick.” The female chatters encouraged the voice’s passionate words, and combined with a smoothness most of us men lack, the voice continued the verbal assault on her vagina, and her lilting, falsetto-style moans sent Him over the edge. Turned on beyond belief, he resisted the urge to play his own instrument, but instead sat up and pressed the dated Sony walkman earphones closer to his head as the smooth and the satisfied combined to create one amazingly sexual and pleasing unit. With the one-on-one scene being played out in the room and everyone pecking away at their keyboards in awe, He couldn’t help but think he was part of a sonic orgy, a DSL Swingers’ Convention if you will.

He also couldn’t help but wonder how the moaning woman’s wetness measured out. Was the dildo slathered in white, not-so-thick cream? Or did her juices give the sexual apparatus a glistening, glowing sheen that would blind anyone if it were held up to light?

As much as he was turned on by the woman reaching her climax in the most unique of ways, he was also envious of the luuvvv doctor over there, laying down some serious game to get her to that point. He realized that while this awesome mixtape of masturbation was no doubt off the chain, he felt bad that he didn’t think women would ever get to that point with him and his mousy, proper diction-styled voice.

After the woman climax and all involved came back to Earth, He eventually went to sleep, feeling guilty about what he had heard and the conflicting feelings that came with it.

Yet and still, he’ll be back tonight to chat again and maybe hear more orgasms. The guilt and conflict isn’t that strong.

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

FUCK STORY:My Love, Here Comes The Rain

You could hear the sounds of hastened footsteps above the raindrops and the booming claps of thunder that this night held. The staccato tapping of black pumps running, accompanied by the rushed thunk and thud of a man’s business shoes. A young couple, both mid 20s, late 20s possibly, running in the rain, laughing and exclaiming surprise and shock, maybe even delight at being caught up in a late evening storm. They dash on until they come across a building well inhabited, but the side of the building is clear, a temporary shield from the rain.

He pulls her out of plain view; she in turn backs him against the brick wall, a sturdy red mural of aged beauty. There, they begin a deep passionate make-out session, her slender manicured hands softly and steadily caressing his back. They pull apart briefly, and he surveys the lay of the land. Whispering softly, he issues a challenge. “Right here?” His earnest and obviously aroused face lays cupped in her gorgeous hands, her thumbs gently wiping away the fallen raindrops from his cheeks. She chuckles and responds “Ha. You must be crazy, boy.”

“Am I?” He takes his hand and slides it under her dress, drawing only feigned resistance until his index and ring fingers find the oasis between her thighs. With his fingers making a “come here” movements inside her, she’s paralyzed by passion as he says slowly, in a husky tone, “I think we’re both crazy. And we’re gonna prove it tonight. Right here.” She nods approvingly and leans in for another kiss. Somehow, she managed to work her panties down to her ankles, lifting one leg back as she inconspicuously takes them off of the heel of her shoe and stuffs them in her purse. Undetected, he’s quick to unbuckle his pants, his Johnson leaping through the front of his boxers harder than college-level calc and ready for action.

Only faint shadows serve as an indicator of what is happening on the side of this building. To the trained eye, one can make out his snake-like motions in between her long legs, both of which stand in stark contrast. The left one holds steady to the ground, albeit with a slight shiver, while her right one extends high, perched on his left shoulder. Soft moans and murmurs fill the rainy air and you swear you can hear a saxophone in the distance along with a voice wailing repeatedly; My love, here comes the rain…My love, here comes the rain….

The rainfall becomes more rapid and intense, yet ignored like a homeless panhandler as the adventurous couple continue their passionate and risqué endeavor. He lifts her left leg to join the right and he holds her steady against the red brick, thrusting with more force than finesse than before. She buries her head in the crease between his neck and right shoulder to serve as a silencer for the unbridled scream of ecstasy she so desperately wants to release. He nudges her head up so he can look her in the eyes. She grips herself tighter around him and meets his thrusts by bouncing up and down on him. He can’t control his own growl as their climax is exhausting, draining, complete with passion. They slide to the unusually clean ground below, kissing and moaning as that saxophone plays and that voice returns.

My love, here comes the rain…My love, here comes the rain….My love, here comes the rain…

The Art of Eating Pussy

There is nothing that makes a woman more unique thanher pussy. Pussies come in all different sizes, colorsand shapes. Some are tucked inside and some have thickluscious lips that come out to greet you. Some arenestled in brushes of fur and others are covered withtransparent fuzz. Others are shaved clean for thatdeliciously soft and sensual look. Appreciate yourwoman's unique qualities and tell her what makes herspecial. Women are a good deal more verbal than men,especially during lovemaking. They also respond moreto verbal love, which means, the more you talk to her,the easier it will be to give her a lasting impressionand get her to BEG you for more. Hearing that you findher hot and sexy and that she smells good and tastesgood while you are petting and stroking her beautifulpussy, makes her feel incredibly vulnerable to you,and can make a huge difference to her entire dynamicwith you. A smart man knows how to be sincere and to awoman, this is the difference between being fucked,and being made love to. An intimate man is much morearousing than one who doesn't know the art of beingnurturing.

Most women are shy and insecure about their bodies.Even if you've got the world's most gorgeous woman inbed with you, she's going to worry about how you likeher body. Tell her it's beautiful, tell her whichparts you like best, tell her how soft she is, but gether to trust you enough to let you down between herlegs. Now stop and look at what you see. Beautiful,isn't it?

Gently pull the lips apart and look at her inner lips,even lick them if you want to. Women have clits in alldifferent sizes, just like you guys have differentsized cocks. It doesn't mean a thing as far as hercapacity for orgasm. All it means is more of her ishidden underneath her foreskin.

Spreading a woman's pussy apart is incrediblyintimate. She knows you are seeing her most privateparts and this turns her on. Being totally exposed,helps her to show you how much she trusts you.

Whenever you touch a woman's pussy, make sure yourfinger is wet. You can lick it or moisten it withjuices from inside her. Be sure, by all means, to wetit before you touch her clit because it doesn't haveany juices of its own and is extremely sensitive.Yourfinger will stick to it if it's dry and that hurts.But you don't want to touch her clit right awayanyway. You have to work up to that. Her anticipationof you licking it can be a great way to build her upto arousal. Before she becomes aroused, her clit istoo delicate to be handled. Approach her pussy slowly.Now spread the tops of her pussy up until you can findher clit. When you gently pull the hood down to exposeher budding clitoris, it's like a little baby penis,red and wanton. It is very sensitive to touch,sucking, and blowing on. Experiment with what makesher moan. She will let you know when you are hurtingher. She would rather you explored her sensitivitiesby going too far, rather than being too gentle andineffective.

Many women use vibrators or masturbate a lot withtheir finger, so their clits might be insensitive.Where you will find some women are very sensitive to agentle touch, others might need a more wild,animalistic approach.

You can ask your woman which she prefers and proceedaccordingly. Women, even more so than men, love to beteased. Teasing, by avoiding the contact with the clitfor a long time, can send a woman into a frenzy onceyou finally DO make that magic contact. The inner partof her thigh is her most tender spot. Lick it, kissit, and make designs on it with the tip of yourtongue. Come dangerously close to her pussy, and thenfloat away. Make her anticipate it.

Now lick the crease where her leg joins her pussy.Nuzzle your face into her bush. Brush your lips overher slit without pressing down on it to further exciteher.

After you've done this to the point where your lady isbucking up from her seat and she's straining to getmore of you closer to her, then put your lips right ontop of her slit. Kiss her, gently, then harder. Nowuse your fingers to gently separate her pussy lips andwhen she opens up, run your tongue up and down betweenthe layers of folds. Gently spread her legs more withyour hands. Everything you do with a woman you'reabout to eat must be done tenderly. Tongue-fuck her.This feels divine. It also teases the hell out of herbecause by now she wants some attention given to herclit. Use your chin as well. Tongue her from thebottom of the slit, deeply into her pussy, and bringthe chin through the path as well If you have a day'sworth of growth on your chin, this sandpaper effectfeels wonderful on an aroused clitoris.You will noticeher screams and moans when you complete the path byrubbing your chin firmly over the clit (rather likelicking an ice cream cone).

Bald men can even rub their heads firmly up and downthe area to further excite her and give a unique andrewarding experience.

Check it out. See if her clit has gotten hard enoughto peek out of it's covering. If so, lick it. If youcan't see it, it might still be waiting for youunderneath. So bring your tongue up to the top of herslit and feel for her clit. You may barely experienceits presence. But even if you can't feel the tinypearl, you can make it swell by licking the skin thatcovers it. Lick hard now and press into her skin.Gently pull the pussy lips away and flick your tongueagainst the clit, hood covered or not. Do thisquickly. This should cause her legs to shudder or herback to arch. Once this happens, you had better bewilling to go the distance.

When you sense she's getting up there toward orgasm,make your lips into an O and take the clit into yourmouth. Start to suck gently and watch your lady's facefor her reaction. If she can handle it, begin to suckharder. Suck the whole labia (inner lips, sometimes abig flap) into your mouth while tonguing it. If shelikes it, suck even harder. You can even bite down onthe lips and clit a bit to heighten her sensations. Gowith her. If she lifts her pelvis into the air withthe tension of her rising orgasm, move with her, don'tfight her. Hang on, and keep your hot mouth on herclit. Don't let go. That's what she'll be saying too:'Don't stop. Don't ever stop!' There's a reason forthat; most men stop too soon. She is letting you knowthat this action is what it is going to take to gether over the edge. It takes the same motion over andover again to get her to the crescendo that you aretrying to achieve. More experienced gobblers know tocontinue doing the same motion until she cums.

There's another thing you can do to intensify yourwoman's pleasure. You can finger-fuck her or use adildo while she's enjoying your clit-licking talents,before, during or after. She'll really like it. Inaddition to the erogenous zones surrounding her clit,a woman has another extremely sensitive area at theroof of her vagina. This is what you rub up againstduring penetration.

Take two fingers. One is too skinny and three are toowide to get deep enough. Make sure they're wet so youdon't irritate her skin. Slide them inside, slowly atfirst, then a little faster. Fuck her with themrhythmically. Speed up only when she does. Listen toher breathing. She'll let you know what to do.

If you're sucking her clit and finger-fucking her atthe same time, you're giving her far more stimulationthan you would be giving her with your cock alone. Soyou can count on it that she's getting high on this.If there's any doubt, check her out for symptoms. Eachwoman is unique. You may have one whose nipples gethard when she's excited or only when she's having anorgasm. Your girl might flush red or begin to tremble.Get to know her symptoms and you'll be a moresensitive lover.

When she starts to have an orgasm, for heaven's sakes,don't let go of that clit. Hang in there for theduration. When she starts to come down from the firstorgasm, press your tongue along the underside of theclit, leaving your lips covering the top. Move yourtongue in and out of her pussy. If your fingers areinside, move them a little too, gently though, thingsare extremely sensitive just now. If you play yourcards right, you'll get some multiple orgasms thisway. A woman stays excited for a full hour after she'shad an orgasm.

A more advanced technique that comes with experience,is when you are fucking her doggie style and you pullout, and get down and devour her pussy from thatangle. The sensations she feels with this techniquemake the difference between a good lover and asensational lover. A man who is about to cum whilefucking doggie style, but who pulls out because heknows his partner is not yet ready to join him incumming together, can make a wonderful offering byusing this trick to get her more aroused. Some womencan't cum in this position because they don't have theclitoral stimulation that they need, especially if theman has a smaller penis, and does not quite rub herg-spot enough to make her cum. Of the women I haveasked if a man has ever done this, the one's who havewere totally delighted, and said it was rare but thatthey wished all men would do it.

The last advice I have for you is this: After you'vemade her come, made her your slave by giving her thebest head she's ever had, don't leave her alone justyet. Talk to her, stroke her body, caress her breasts.Keep making love to her quietly until she has come allthe way down.

A man can get off and go to sleep in the same breathand feel no remorse, no sense of loss. But a woman bynature requires some sensitivity from her lover inthose first few moments after sex. Oral sex can be themost exciting sexual experiences you can have. Butit's what you make it. Take your time, practice often,and pay attention to your lover's signals, and most ofall, enjoy yourself and your woman.

FUCK STORY: I'm In Luv With A Stripper

It started out as a typical Saturday for me, wash and dry clothes, wash and and wax the whip, run over my parent's house to chill a couple of hours, grocery shop, then head home to watch HBO's Saturday night movie, life of a single black man that's overworked and undersexed. On my way home from Publix I started thinking about going out to Stroker's one of the classier black strip joints in the ATL or just keep it hood and go to Pleaser's down the street. I kept it hood. Walking into Pleaser's on a Saturday night was standing room only so I picked my corner for the night and got a Grey Goose and pineapple juice to get a buzz going. The majority of the dancer's were phine as hell but as always in the hood you had your share of war wounds and blonde wigs. One particular dancer caught my eye, red boned sista about 5'3'', 130lbs and a perfect ass like that girl Ayisha from perfectshots.tv, she was dancing for this heavy set brotha that kept blowin smoke in her face, obviously irritated by his behavior she refused him anymore dances and went to the back to clean up. The D.J. called the next dancer to the stage while I had this dark skin, phat booty sista named Seduction grinding me like we were fucking in the corner. ''Lil Baby to the stage, Lil Baby to the stage'' the D.J. called out and there she was 5'3'' 130lbs of red bone heaven, my dick got hard as hell just watching her walk to the stage, it must have made Seduction happy too cause she was grinding her ass hard as ever against my dick. I had given Lil Baby so much attention on stage I almost forgot about Seduction sexy ass until she reached behind her and dug her fingernails into my forearms, I started to kick her ass off me but I realized she was cummin and that stroked a nigga's ego so I was cool. Seduction turned to me with a flushed face and half closed eyes and said ''nigga you made me cum'' and kissed my lips after I paid her $40 for the dances and the ego stroke. I looked onstage to see that Lil Baby was gone and another dancer had taken her place. I went to the bar to get another drink when I spotted Lil Baby walking out of the back dressing room heading for the floor to do her rounds, I quickly paid for my drink and beelined my ass to her. When I got to her she was like ''I see you enjoyed Seduction", I responded ''I think she enjoyed me more'', she gave me a sly smirk and asked me to follow her. We got to my corner spot and she whispered in my ear "make me feel good'' I got another ego boost. After 5 straight dances she complained that her feet were killing her so we went to an empty booth and ordered some drinks and started talking and trippin, we found out we didn't stay far from each other and she asked for my number and said she would hit me up during the week, I call that shit stripper talk cause they rarely call your ass if you give them your number. After a brief hug goodbye I was off to the house.

After about 3 days I had given up all hope of her calling and went on with my daily routine. One Sunday afternoon while hooping with the fellas she decided to call me but my phone was in the car and I had missed her call, since I had to drop my boys off I decided to call her at home to avoid any potential cock blocking and me putting a nigga out of my whip on the side of the road. I got home and retrieved her number from my missed calls list and hit the send button. ''Hello''... ''What's up mama?''... ''Nothing, who is this?''..."Phoenix, we met at Pleaser's a few weeks ago, you called me about 2 hours ago.'' ..."Oh yeah, what's up wit cha?"... "Shit, trying to get with you this evening."... "Really?"... "Yeah, so you up for some dinner maybe a movie?"..."Maybe, but I really hate going to theaters."..."That's cool, how about you swing over to my crib, I'll get some Dinner going and we can check out some shit out here, make it a Blockbuster night."..."That sounds alot better, but can yo black ass cook''... ''Fo Sho.''..."So what we eating?..."Let's see I got some Lobster tails in the fridge that I was going to cook last night but I went out instead, I can get them going if you in the mood for it."... ''Cool, give me an hour?''..."You live round the block!"..."I have to look good though.".. "Alright,an hour."She walked in the crib about 8:20, I had the atmosphere just right, dinner, lights low, The Whisper's "In The Mood" playing softly in the background, I thought my shit was pimp tight. I hit her off with a glass of white zinfadel to relax her and get her head right, she followed me into the kitchen to see if I really had skills or ran up to Red Lobster. When she actually seen a brotha cooking she had this look like she was impressed, I couldn't help but notice the dimple on the left side of her face so I went over to kiss it and she invited me to her lips, even better. We conversated a bit after dinner, after I put the dishes in the dishwasher we sat on the couch and talked some more, the funny thing is I was more interested in getting too know her than getting the ass at this point, but she sure as hell wasn't about to find that out. I asked was she ready for the movie and she said she didn't want to watch T.V. she wanted to dance, my freaky ass was thinking she was talking about stripping for a nigga but she made it clear that wasn't going too happen, yet.

I put my Ipod on my slow jam mix that had about 1100 slow jams on it and let it run, we danced like we had known each other for ages, moves were insync like a bitch. I started feeling on her ass over her sundress and her shit was Charmin soft, I don't know if you ever felt a girl's ass when she wears a sundress but it the most incredible shit. She turned her back to me and started rubbing that ass against the bulge in my Sean John pants, she danced with her eyes closed as if she had been taken to a place of pure joy and extacy,she was sexy as hell. She asked was it cool if she stayed the night of course I said hell yeah and made a call to work to let them know a nigga would be ghost in the morning. We went upstairs to the bedroom and she suggested a shower, I got towels and a new bar of soap out the closet while she started the water. She looked so good bent over the tub I wanted to ram my dick in her right there, I chilled though, cause I had all night to put the naughty on LaSheba (her real name). She walked over to me seductively undid the buttons of my shirt and lifting my wife beater over my head she gently bit my left nipple, that shit drove me crazy. I lifted her dress over her head and off and hung it on the bathroom door, I turned around and admired her body head to toe licking my lips because I could not wait to have my head buried in between her thighs. We stepped under the stream of hot water and kissed like we were old lovers who had been seperated for months, she sucked my bottom lip into her mouth and dug her fingers into my ass cheeks. Our kissing intensified when I lifted her up she wrapped her legs around my waist, I placed her back up against the wall of the shower and she reached between my legs and put my dick inside of her. She through her head back in pleasure and all she kept saying was...damn...that's good dick daddy... you fuck me so good... It had been months since I was with a woman so I knew I wouldn't last long, but long enough for her to cum. When she came I came right behind her skeeting my love juice all up in that pussy, I let her down and she almost fell her knees were so weak. We washed each other clean and went into the bedroom for the main event.

I opened the patio blinds so that the moonlight shined thourghout the room, without saying a word she laid across the bed I laid on top of her and drowned her with my tounge. I moved down to her breast and licked them top to bottom and all around. I moved to her belly button and teased her a bit sticking just the point of my finger into her pussy and around her clit, she was soaking wet. I wanted so badly to eat her out but she was begging for the dick again and guided my missle into her, she held onto one ass cheek and took hold of one the bed post with the other while I fucked her as hard as she liked, we looked into one another's eyes and confirmed that this shit was the bomb.I stopped only to change positions, laying on my back she moved down on the bed a little and started sucking her cum off my dick, she sucked it with so much enthusiasim, I put my hands behind her head and guided her up and down my shaft. I figured she wanted me to cum in her mouth but she would have to wait a while longer, I pulled out of her mouth and told her to lie on her stomach, I put a pillow under her so that her ass was arched in the air and dug into her pussy from behind with my tounge, making it a point to lick that cute little asshole of hers also. That shit drove her mad as she grinded her ass all in my face, I was loving that shit, and then she fed me so much cum I damn near choked licking it all out of her.She stayed in that position as my dick entered her again she wanted it harder and I gave it to her, she was screaming and creaming for dear life, she came hardest when I would take my thumb and rubbed her asshole while banging her brains out. She looked back at me with a look of satifaction on her face and said ''fuck me in the ass'' I was in love with a stripper ya'll. Since I ain't the type of nigga that have K-Y jelly in stock we used Johnson and Johnson baby lotion instead. Her ass was the most delightful fuck I have ever had I beat that shit like it was her pussy but she seemed to enjoy every moment of it, I couldn't fight it any longer and sent buckets of nut into her tight asshole. We feel the fuck out exhausted from our fucking. When I woke up in the morning she was already in the shower, she left the door open so I went in with her, she let the water hit my body awhile then washed me clean. She went down on her knees to give my dick special attention, afterwashing it she gave me the best morning time head in my life and didn't let up until I busted my load into her mouth, she was swallower. I walked her to her car and kissed her goodbye, we made plans to sit and talk and see where we wanted to go with this and she was off. I walked in the house and shut the door and sreamed at the top my lungs ''THAT ASS WAS OFF THE HOOK."